This weekend, Russell Crowe unleashes his interpretation of the Robin Hood myth, a vanity project with a running time of 2 hours and 456 minutes. Craptastic was able to see it early and though we can’t save the $237 million dollars that the studio spent on it, we can save your precious time. Keep in mind that if you buy a ticket to this movie, the money goes directly toward gas to fuel the 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts tour bus. SPOILER ALERT!

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