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Little known fact: Craptastic are fantastic cooks. The other day, we had our good friend and the voice of his generation, Gavin Rossdale, over for dinner. We wanted to make him his favorite dish. We spent hours in the kitchen preparing this meal, knowing that Gavin has some very discerning taste buds. We all sat down to eat, pray and love. Gavin took one bite, chewed once and immediately spit it out, right into our faces. He ran out screaming, “There’s no sex in your violence!” And he was right. How embarrassing! We had forgotten to put some in. So that nobody else makes the same mistake, we will post the proper ingredients here. And Gavin, sorry buddy. We’ll still babysit for Zuma anytime.
RECIPE FOR VIOLENCE
Ingredients:
3 Cups of Violence
1 Cup of Sex
Saffron Sauce
